Hey. I'm Chelsea.
I'm 22. I live in Detroit. I'm a bartender. I have the cutest dog in the world. I'm just trying to figure out me.
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now