Hey. I'm Chelsea.
I'm 22. I live in Detroit. I'm a bartender. I have the cutest dog in the world. I'm just trying to figure out me.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
This is how I end EVERY conversation.
… and we are in bed together
laughing
and we don’t care
about anything…
Charles Bukowski (via keiori)
(Source: theburnthatkeepseverything)
Me existing does not directly help anyone, does not make them happy, does nothing. I am influenceless, unimportant, insignificant. I am a blemish. Rotten. No good. God save me.
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
You’re so deep, I can’t even see you right now.
A blowjob a day keeps the breakup away.
(Source: itseverdeen)
this is honestly one of the most beautiful and true to life poems I have ever read. Thank you.
(Source: tellthemtorememberhope)
Ukiyo-E Heroes (Illustrations by Jed Henry)
Digging in the vast deep internet, I have recently found the artwork of this illustrator: Jed Henry, who teamed up with “Woodblock Printmaker” David Bull for the making of these parody illustrations of videogames called: “Ukiyo-E Heroes”.The classical game characters including: Mario Bros, Donkey Kong, Starfox, Street Fighter, Pokémon, The Legend of Zelda, etc. Has been taken to the past with a medieval outfit, making a reference to the japanese culture in the past.
This is very awesome!
WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT
this post is my entire life
